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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、四岁的女儿爱看喜羊羊与灰太狼....
那天我和老婆为琐事争论起来,小丫头直接来了句: 妈妈,我去给你拿亚底锅.....
2、今天饭桌上,问了弟弟妹妹成绩,他俩回答干脆利落
妹妹说:“我已经无所谓多少分,我只在乎未来嫁个好男人。
弟弟皱眉说:“我也无所谓多少分,只要不娶姐姐那样女人就OK。
3、一天,5岁的儿子从幼儿园回来后,便和爸爸说头疼。
爸爸急忙问怎么了,儿子说,脑袋在幼儿园硫了。
爸爸赶紧看看儿子的脑袋,没啥事,然后接着问他,脑袋磕到哪儿了,儿子很不耐烦地说:“我脑袋顶上没长眼睛,没看着。"

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